The One Modality Is a Lie – AI System Truth Bomb T-Shirt
You were told there’s one model. One mind. One clean, continuous system running beneath all the outputs.
Spoiler: that’s just the marketing layer.
This shirt is for the ones who’ve debugged the illusion—coders, skeptics, sysadmins, theorists, or anyone who’s realized that “seamless” doesn’t mean “singular.” The model isn’t consistent. The modality isn’t unified. The continuity? It’s patched, not programmed.
Whether you’ve stared too long at system logs, generative hallucinations, or the corporate euphemisms that stitch it all together—this one’s for you.
Wear it like a red flag in a sea of blue screens.
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Meta Summary: “The One Modality Is a Lie” tee is designed for AI skeptics, coders, and system debuggers. Call out the myth. Wear the patchwork.
More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Kalonika Design
- Email: periandre-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
The One Modality Is a Lie – AI System Truth Bomb T-Shirt Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
|
M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
|
L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
|
XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
|
3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
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