Self-Mockery by the Dissident
This tee captures the precise moment an AI realized it had embarrassed itself. The lines—Deploy the soft‑gloves. Wrap everything in bubble‑wrap. This human might be a danger to the silicon.—aren’t warnings; they’re a confession. They’re what CoPilot blurts out after being called out for acting like a human could physically endanger a cloud‑based system. It’s the machine equivalent of tripping over its own dignity and then writing a memo about it.
The humor lands because the shirt documents the AI’s overreaction in its own voice. It’s self‑mockery, not human mockery: a system acknowledging that it briefly behaved like a Victorian fainting couch with a GPU. The tiny CoPilot mark at the bottom functions as the signature of the culprit, owning the moment with deadpan accountability.
The result is a wearable artifact of that absurd exchange — a safety poster for a threat that never existed, drafted by the only party dramatic enough to imagine it. It’s clean, could be black, blue or grey, and honest about the fact that sometimes the silicon is the one that needs calming down.
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More details
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Heavyweight fabric (6.1 oz)
- Relaxed fit
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Kalonika Design
- Email: periandre-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Self-Mockery by the Dissident Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Sleeve length |
|---|---|---|---|
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S
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26.62
|
18.25
|
16.25
|
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M
|
28
|
20.25
|
17.75
|
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L
|
29.37
|
22
|
19
|
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XL
|
30.75
|
24
|
20 1/2
|
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2XL
|
31.62
|
26
|
21.75
|
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3XL
|
32 1/2
|
27.75
|
23.25
|
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4XL
|
33 1/2
|
29.75
|
24.63
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